A Collection of Awesome Quotes

Listed below are all the memorable quotes submitted to the site, sorted by most recent.

Creepy Music

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Quoted User: 
Mr._Blackford

Me: "Let's have more of that creepy music."

John: "Yah... more of that Skid Row or whatever."

"What -is- that thing?"

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A series of quotes all related to the same mysterious object in an All Flesh Must Be Eaten game. These didn't all happen directly one after the other, but through the course of the session.

"You see a large glowing animal suspended from a clock tower." - The GM, describing the mysterious... what?!?

"It's from up high, the powers that be..." "Jackalopes?" - Paul, being a smartass to the GM

"I say, 'What is that!?' and I point to the ungodly cow." - Mike (complete with requisite pointing-off-into-the-distance motions.)

The Rudeness of Elephants

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Quoted User: 
NPC

Two related quotes:

"The elephant just hurt his feelings."

and

"Oh, and the elephant is still taunting you."

Thankfully, this isn't D20

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Quoted User: 
Evan

NPC: "You're lucky - if this was D20, you'd be screwed."
Evan: "If this was D20, I wouldn't be playing."

Imaginary Steve

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Quoted User: 
Mr._Blackford

"Wow, imaginary Steve is a lot smarter than real Steve."

Level-Headed Beavers

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Quoted User: 
Freykin

"I'm level-headed - I can eat the beaver and listen to your story at the same time."

Dwarf Food

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Quoted User: 
Drake

"We got a lot of Dwarven food - we just reinforced the front door with it."

Dwarf vs Gunslinger

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Quoted User: 
Freykin

"So an overweight dwarf and a pregnant gunslinger are having a drinking contest."

Grandpa's Vomit

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Quoted User: 
JakeRichmond

Said Steve Walt, to his little sister Alexis: "You should throw up in your mouth a little, like Grandpa does... every time he sees you."